Scrabbles' Speculations

It's just not a good look for you!

To whomever was behind me at the intersection of Aberdeen and Longwood this morning at about 9:15am. I, and I assume others as well, check my rearview mirror from time to time. I imagine that you do the same especially when you're not moving, glancing at the driver behind you can always provide a source of amusement. I was doing that very thing this morning at 9:15am. I had seen you before. You were weaving in and out of traffic for some time on the highway. Somehow, I can't imagine how, I managed to beat you off the highway and you ended up behind me. You were sitting in your car, listening to music maybe, screwing around with your cell phone. Actually, you were screwing around with your cell phone the entire time I saw you on the highway. However, this is not significant to the story except that I understand that one must have a cell phone, and said cell phone must be in use, in order for one to look cool. It's all part of 'the look.' We understand, you're an important person, you have lots of friends. In fact, you are so important that you are always on the phone because everyone wants to talk to you all the time. They just won't leave you alone. You are just so cool and popular. Ahem....where was I? Oh yes, the cell phone. You're on the phone looking très suave, trying to impress...well it doesn't really matter does it? It's all part of 'the look.' I'm not really concerned with the fact that your one hand was on the phone. I am more concerned with what the other hand was doing, this is what disturbed me most as I was subjected to it for several minutes. You're on the phone looking suave....with your finger up your nose! Now, I understand the need to pick your nose. Let's be honest here, we all do it. We don't like to admit that we do it, but we do. However, most of us wait until we're alone and somewhere less public. We definitely do not do it when we're sitting behind someone at an intersection, while checking out the person behind us in the rearview mirror. It's just common sense. I only bring it up because you were obviously striving to attain 'the look.' You seemed to be all about the image, and you almost had it down, except for that finger up the nose thing. May I suggest for future reference that next time you use this hand for something more in keeping with 'the look?' Perhaps you could use it to browse through radio stations until you've found your favourite hip-hop song. Or you could keep it on the wheel while you bop your head up and down and scour the streets for 'babes.' It's just a suggestion really because somehow I doubt that you will be impressing any ladies when your finger is up your nose. It's just not a look that I would strive to achieve.

Sincerely,
the bitchy girl in the red hyundai in front of you who was having a bad day because the tea that she had made that morning tasted like ass and consequently she did not have her caffeine and she was running late so she realized that she wouldn't be having any caffeine until about 11:30 in the morning.

Ralph Wiggum said it best when he said: "The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there!"

posted by JessicaVahl @ 12:46 PM